Wednesday, February 27, 2008

American Idol

I need to get somethings off my chest about last nights show:

There is something about this kid that is so feminine I have a hard time believing he is a he. If you take away the dreads- I am most certain that he could pass with flying colors for a she. He is pretty. For a he/she. He's got great teeth too. Something us "post adult braces wearers" notice instantly. Why are all the boys so pretty this season?


Does this boy remind anyone else of Jessica Alba? I can't get over how much they look like each other. He's very pretty too. And I like his spunky attitude-ish. I don't know about his voice though. (singing AND talking voice) Both bother me to no end. Something about him just screams GO HOME! But he is very pretty to look at.



This boys has the best lips I have ever seen. When he sings- all I can do is think about how I want to kiss his lips. He's only 16. And I am married. Two things that make it very wrong. (not to menion illegal) But I love his lips.


On a side note- I just want to throw this out there:
(ALL CAPS FOR ADDED DRAMA) THE PONY TAIL THROUGH A BASEBALL CAP IS THE WORST HAIR DO EVER INVENTED! (YOU KNOW THE KIND WHERE YOU USE THE BACK OF THE BASEBALL CAP AS THE PONY TAIL HOLDER) IF YOU MUST WEAR IT, AT LEAST USE A REGULAR PONY RUBBER BAND AND THEN PUT IT THROUGH THE BACK OF THE HAT. MAYBE ADD A CURL OR TWO TO YOUR HAIR SO IT DOESNT LOOK SO AWFUL. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT WEAR YOUR HAIR LIKE THIS AND CALL ME YOUR FRIEND. I WILL MAKE FUN OF YOU. PROMISE.
I have been wanting to get that out there for a while. I feel better now.


9 comments:

redstarmama said...

Have you been watching America's Best Dance Crew or whatever it's called? That pony-ball cap Lil Mama wears is the least of her fashion worries...And I completely agree about Jessica Alba boy. If I didn't have to see him, I would probably enjoy his voice more.

the mrs. said...

I am right there with you

The Beardalls said...

I think they call those types of people a, ... "Shim". I haven't seen much AI this year. I'll have to take note next time I see it.

Justin said...

For the worst ever hair through the baseball cap ever... Check out Lil' Mama who is a judge on the MTV show something like World's Best Dance Crew. I literally have to skip her on the dvr when she comes on.

Steve and Janelle said...

This is so funny! Jessica Alba boy has got to go...I think he may make top 12 though. Better than the dancing by Moon River boy though.

Steve and Janelle said...

p.s. who had baseball cap hair? I missed it.

S.Miles said...

No one on AI had baseball cap hair. I was just stating a fact that has been bothering me lately. I think I owe it to society to save some women the embarrasement of walking around looking a little WT.

Meg said...

The first time I saw the Jessica Alba guy I seriously thought he was a girl. He has such shiny hair--I am kind of jealous.

carly said...

that is pretty freakin funny because there is this girl in my class at school who is always wearing the stupid pony in hat thing! and it makes her so ugly and annoying (well, she's pretty annoying naturally anyway!) but it's just bad. so thank you shannon for doing this for the world. we all thank you. some of us may not realize it right now, but they will thank you one day! and the american idol guys are so girly this season...i don't get it.